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Actually, the first slide is green. I'm sorry to correct you on the internet. You may now feel free to begin a flame war and hire some 14 year olds from the former Soviet Union to hack this site and bring it down. It's what you do when you are a narcissist and can't handle the truth. I get it.

What is your point? You want consistency or something? Then you should go somewhere else on the internets where this idea of consistency is appreciated. I actually appreciate consistency. I'm just too lazy right now to care. It's hot out there.

Except for gift-giving seaon. That's when you get the newest and most expensive version of that thing from apple that you want so badly. Am I right. I see there is not another question, so I shall infer that I am. I made an inference without the benefit of a college eduction. So there!

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